"oh my god who fucking cares"
anyone who’s been on this site longer than 5 minutes (via psychosematic)

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my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real

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"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.
"I don’t pay attention to the
world ending.
It has ended for me
many times
and began again in the morning."
Nayyirah Waheed  (via daughterofgollum)

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*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

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